Zeboi

Zeboi, also known as Helvetica, is one of the characters of the Saiko-verse. Wishing to find the land where the "Ram Ranch but UwU" cover he found in the black market came from, he embarked on an adventure to find the origins of this fine music. Following months of research, or, as he wishes to call it, "Trying to find this one channel again after having seen this random shitpost 5 months ago," he eventually traversed past the borders to the forgotten land of Molvania. After several weeks of research, he came across a girl trying to find diamonds. For over 3 hours, he summoned the power of pure cringe within him to keep this girl motivated in her search for diamonds, but alas, it was in vain. No diamonds were found. Eventually, while following the quest for the song, he found respite in a cafe in the capital of Molvania, where he became addicted to coffee. Zeboi had accidentally stumbled upon the NekoMaidCafe, the Saikomeem cult hideout and her political party's headquarters. He then realised that this was the same girl he had seen trying to find diamonds at layer 30. Zeboi found work as a journalist and spent his time tuning in to the NekoMaidCafe to chat with some of the customers. Through a series of complicated events, Zeboi ended up as a member of Saiko's party and saw the rise of Saikomeem to presidency. Some of his more prominent feats include being the Impostor 90% of the time, the creation of the timeless classic "F for LB" in collaboration with MacoShak, being the guy no one remembers and the only person to be able to communicate with Nams' archaic language. His rival is none other than Spoeter, even though he doesn't recognize Zeboi as such. In addition to this, Zeboi is the only person to have ever been gifted by LB art lewds; he has been tasked with the safekeeping of this masterpiece for as long as he breathes. Currently, there are no images available of Zeboi, as he has yet to figure out how to add images to the Saikopedia.

Trivia

 * Zeboi has been pegged, though it is currently unknown who he was pegged by.