Jake (From State Farm)

A man after the Nezumi Basement Dweller's heart, Jake (from State Farm) is incredibly attractive. He wears a bright red shirt, which draws all eyes in the room towards him, and his tight khaki pants leave little to the imagination. His illustrious voice able to serenade all who listen, not hideous sounding at all. He's also very attentive, always available to talk to whoever needs him at any hour of the day. The Nezumi Basement Dweller can often be heard calling out his name in a meek tone "Jake". Perhaps someday, their romance will blossom.