The Penis Burglar

The Penis Burglar is one of the main antagonists of the Saiko-Verse. They steal people's penises without warning. No one knows for certain the reason behind committing such a horrendous act, though some have speculated that the reason behind their actions is penis envy, or a penis fetish. If you see them, it is in your best interest to run as fast as you can in the opposite direction, lest you end up penis-less.